i h2g wouldnt be surprised by any of this should i have seen it in the wild this is the holy truth commie fearers and hetalia fans alike will never experience

There are a lot of misconceptions about Russia floating around the Internet and Tumblr in particular, but this blog is the most accurate depiction of life here ever presented on the World Wide Web

symkaria:

Batroc: And now, opponent numbair four — Razorfist!
Cap (as Crossbones): Waitaminnit, Bats — I thought this was supposed to be unarmed combat!
Batroc: Mon ami— zose blades are not ‘is arms, they’re ‘is hands!

[Captain America #312]

Unfollowing me won’t make Steve Rogers less of an asshole

ginchycomics:

captainlitebrite:

ginchycomics replied to your post:
you should go to batroc before ANYONE duh he’s even steve’s first choice remember when steve was dying in the 90s and instead of breaking the news to the avengers or catching up with falcon he had tea with batroc instead

tattoos ‘i ♥ batroc’ on my knuckles thug life style tbqh

he’s too beautiful for this world i’m not even joking

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 (fyi the tagline for this issue is literally CAP HAS LEARNED HE HAS 24 HOURS LEFT TO LIVE… SO HOW SHOULD HE SPEND IT? TWILIGHT’S LAST GLEAMING and it basically boiled down to deciding not to tell falcon he was dying because falcon was in a bad mood, visiting crossbones in prison, hanging out with batroc and then dying quietly in the avengers mansion without warning anyone and letting jarvis find his 90s power-armour clad corpse it might be my favourite issue of anything ever)

Visiting Crossbones in prison to offer him an out, no less

ginchycomics:

captainlitebrite:

butterflyspock:

before u say anythign rude or offensive just think to urself: would steve rogers say that? if the answer is no, don’t say it 

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Nobody paid attention to the stellar pun I posted and now all of ya are sent to detention

Batroc: And now, opponent numbair four — Razorfist!
Cap (as Crossbones): Waitaminnit, Bats — I thought this was supposed to be unarmed combat!
Batroc: Mon ami— zose blades are not ‘is arms, they’re ‘is hands!

[Captain America #312]

Today’s queued post is what my entire comics blogging career has been leading up to, don’t forget to validate it

(it’s Batroc)


amazing x-men (2014) #2

amazing x-men (2014) #2

What excuse to be behind on comics will I use when I graduate from school?

I’m like two issues behind on Superior Foes but you should BUY THEM ANYWAY

BUY SUPERIOR FOES OF SPIDER-MAN!!!!

i care a lot, not to mention she was killed off page like wtf give her some dignity

Skeleton Crew fandom: population 3

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off-topic: psst you’re my favourite fanartist on this website so much love

Ed Brubaker felt that he could only make Sin a prominent part of the Skeleton Crew by killing off the woman that was already a prominent part of the Skeleton Crew, and swapping Mother Night’s healthy friendship dynamic with Crossbones for Sin’s dubcon underage romance with Crossbones.

He also got rid of the queer Machinesmith (before killing him off) in favor of Arnim Zola, not to mention my other issues with his Cap that I talk about constantly.

There are certainly things I enjoyed about Bru Cap (lots of Falcon! his Batroc is on point! Featuring ladies but actually less ladies than his predecessors lmfao) but I tumblr’s selective blind eye towards it is really jarring to me??

ginchycomics:

“You aren’t the only one who got infected with a virus … That’s right. I had it made special. It’s eating through his memory banks right now.”

And here’s Sharon, casually gloating about the fact she just effectively ERASED A PERSON’S BRAIN. Another heroic victory for the Captain America brigade!

Crying tears of sorrow for Machinesmith and tears of rage over Brub’s writing. Commendable job, quietly killing off one of Marvel’s few queer villains in the space of a single page.

Ed Brubaker kills the gays (◕‿◕✿)



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